Habsburgs Appoint New Governor To Venice

Venice - With the recent conquest of Venice by Austria-Hungary the Habsburg dynasty is not losing any time in solidifying their hold by appointing a governor to oversee the new territory. “Ja, I promise I will pump up Venice like I did Californias, und beat down any girly man dat challenges me!” said the Governor at his swearing in ceremony to a smattering of applause. When asked subsequently by the media whether continued Italian resistance to the incursion would pose a problem to his administration and the forces of the empire under his command the Governor simply remarked “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”