Esteemed leaders of Europe,
It is our royal duty to respond to this nonsense, though, to quote one of Admiral A-ron's countrymen, we believe it to be little more than "a tale/ told by an idiot, full of sound and fury/ signifying nothing." Indeed, anyone who has had any diplomatic dealing with the Admiral knows exactly how sincere his offers are(n't). To wit, simply observe the salutation in the latest missive from England: you have been addressed as the "Colonial Leaders of Europe," which you are not. A Colonial Leader is one who leads a colony, not a nation. This wording--perhaps a Freudian slip?--suggests that England already views your nation as one of its colonies. Will you stand for that?
Russia will not.
Respectfully,
Tsarina Rhiannon Davidovna, by grace of God Empress and Imperatrix of all the Russias
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