London – The appearance of a mysterious visitor in the British capital has set the city ablaze with rumours and fanciful talk of time travel. Witnesses say late Wednesday evening a police box materialized out of thin air in the middle of Piccadilly Circus, out of which emerged a man claiming to be a doctor from the future. If these accounts weren’t strange enough to cause a stir, the mysterious man’s message from the supposed future has proven even more alien than his person. “Let the Germans take over the continent!” exhorted said doctor to the assembled crowd. “If you don’t you’ll just wind up fighting them later, and then the EU will try and impose Euros and the metric system on us. The metric system, for the love of God!” The bewildered crowd clearly didn’t know what to make of some of the Doctor’s strange comments, however before they could be clarified he took off for the London Stock Exchange, bought a number of shares of Standard & Poor’s, and then vanished as he came. His comments about Germany however have lingered and ignited some public debate, with opponents of German domination coming out in force. “By his accent he’s clearly a Scot,” observed one onlooker who was present during the spectacle; “can we really trust the word of a Scot anymore than we would Bosch? I don’t think so.”Some have suggested the mysterious doctor may have been a secret German agent, while others have argued his advice might be sound, given recent German aggression. While His Majesty’s government has refrained from comment on the issue, the Turkish Ambassador, Davros Dalek, has publicly encouraged the British people to repudiate the Doctor’s message. Asked directly what he thinks England should do about Germany he made a very succinct statement. “Exterminate. Exterminate!”
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