A testament to German efficiency!Occupied Paris – Defying the old adage that Germany cannot successfully make war on two fronts, soldiers of the Wehrmacht entered Paris and Warsaw simultaneously, goosestepping in triumph. “You can’t move even zis fast und der autobahn. Remarkable!” exclaimed a monocle clad Oberstleutnant. “Now, lets zee if ve can’t replace a few of zeese éclairs und der display vindows vith strudel, ja!”
“If Bosch thinks we are going to eat le merde, zey are crazy.” remarked one French café patron moments later after the German was out of earshot. After a long drag of his cigarette the beret adorned man went even further, stating “Ze Free French fight on, as long as we ‘ave ‘ope and wine, we can bear zis.”
Warsaw residents were less defiant to the change of guard, having already been under occupation by Austria-Hungary. “We’ve traded one set of Germans for another, who cares?” mused one resident, adding “I’ll say this for Franz Joe’s boys though, they weren’t nearly as ominous looking somehow.”
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